I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

(Source: shwagerr, via hotboyproblems)

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via hotboyproblems)

Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.

-Oprah Winfrey (via feellng)

(via shutup-and-breathe)

msjewbooty:

sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star

(via fake-mermaid)

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(Source: 1985panties, via intensional)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via crystallized-teardrops)

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via hotboyproblems)

lion:

my favorite topping