togepied:

why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

(Source: dewgongo, via kripdick)

stonerlukey:

hey we’re taking on the world

hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

(via hate)

me sexting
  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

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this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

(Source: snorlaxatives, via kripdick)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle, via kripdick)

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

(via hotboyproblems)

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat, via dreamerssingingwishes)

doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

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(via pizza)

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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(via intensional)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via lamelohan)

You’d lose your mind trying to understand mine

-(via suspend)

(Source: myfeelingsforyou21, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)