jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

(via lamelohan)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

(via disneyoholic)

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

(via pizza)

shouldnt:

imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich

(via poetic)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via intensional)

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

sexybritishllama:

im pretty sure it is physically impossible to listen to radioactive by imagine dragons without imagining yourself in a post-apocalyptic city with your hair slowly blowing in the wind as you walk down the deserted street with a gun on your shoulder

(via the-moon-and-the-moor)

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

dysfunctunal:

i was too focused on taking the pictures that i forgot to buy these lol
ig: @okktumblr

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

(via whatwecannotsee)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via kripdick)

avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

(via lamelohan)