never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
(Source: kaylacat, via just-the-way-you-arent)
when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that
(via unescapable)
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(Source: pixeflutters, via unescapable)
im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
(Source: catswithbenefits, via just-the-way-you-arent)
they should invent swimsuits that allow sunlight to pass through the material so you can get tan without tanlines
(via fartgallery)
