I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.